coming soon: Smokin' Cock

"Ladies, are you trying to quit smoking? Put something else in your mouth," Hillary says. And what exactly is it that she recommends putting in your piehole? Everyone knows that when you stop smoking, your appetite increases. Hillary is an advocate of eating more, and if we're following by her example, the first thing to stuff in your mouth is a banana. She loves to eat them, not just because they're sweet, but because they remind her of cock. It's no coincidence that the next thing she inhales is a hard schlong. Hey, the girl quit smoking. She needs to do something with her oral fixation. And if it's eat treats and suck dick, that's okay with us! Read More »